Dave's Favorite Haikus
If there was a godHe'd have an epic mustache
Im fairly certain.
Submitted on Mar 14th, 2010 by porkdisco [view]
mountains on fire
near beaches and taco trucks
strangest place on earth
Submitted on Mar 7th, 2010 by zenramblings [view]
Yesterday sucked it
'til I had meats, frites, and beers
with good company.
Submitted on Mar 5th, 2010 by stardirt [view]
stylish jeans sit low
leaky pipes are not so cool
"plumber's butt" abounds
Submitted on Mar 21st, 2010 by DavySunshine [view]
The only reason you're here:
Your ancestors ran faster
Than the other guy.
Submitted on Mar 12th, 2010 by Yojinbo [view]
girl in nantucket
lives for the five-seven-five
a limerick cries
Submitted on Mar 5th, 2010 by noveldoctor [view]
When one door closes
another one soon opens
opportunity!
Submitted on Mar 11th, 2010 by feijiefu [view]
Saint Paddy's Day
Green sunshine on leprechauns
Perfect Guinness pint.
Submitted on Mar 17th, 2010 by Mike_Wood [view]
a counterattack!
Winter's snowflake regiment
dances toward us
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2010 by ahaikupoet [view]
fuck baseball cards and
other dusty souvenirs
i collect kisses
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2010 by SaadiaOnline [view]

