Dave

Just cause I smile
and wave does not mean I want
to get in your pants...
Submitted on Mar 5th, 2010 by iamfriedsushi [view]

c is 2 9 9
7 9 2 4 5 8
metres per second
Submitted on Feb 18th, 2009 by Yorrike [view]

Back from morning stroll
What the fuck, he went outside
Goddamn right, I did.
Submitted on Mar 6th, 2010 by only_at_bq [view]

it's time to compose
a high-quality haiku
to move beyond prose
Submitted on Nov 10th, 2009 by StickToRhythm [view]

I told you: "Bite me!"
but I really didn't mean
on the testicles.
Submitted on Mar 5th, 2010 by doitagainslowly [view]

I like H2O.
Without it, we might be dead!
Chemistry is fun.
Submitted on Feb 1st, 2009 by Dave [view]

Happy St. Patty's!
I might not be too Irish,
but I can pretend!
Submitted on Mar 17th, 2009 by Dave [view]

Sip an I P A
Gulp a German style Altbier
And Savor a Stout
Submitted on Feb 27th, 2009 by seansean [view]

Strict limitations
Promote creativity
As seen in haikus
Submitted on Mar 4th, 2009 by Yorrike [view]

David Schumaker
the maker of this website
is one sexy stud
Submitted on Jan 31st, 2009 by t-money [view]