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FogoVonSlack's Haikus
A dachsund is loose
in the airport, as silly
as a fake tan.
Submitted on Mar 25th, 2012 [view]

Fly in the soup, wrench
in the works, gum on your shoe,
bird in the airport.
Submitted on Mar 25th, 2012 [view]

Wish I had stopped
at the Dunkin Donuts, not
Starbucks, for breakfast. !
Submitted on Mar 25th, 2012 [view]

My phone, glowing in
the van, like red neon
on a megachurch.
Submitted on Mar 25th, 2012 [view]

Half-empty van to
the airport, dark except for
the glow of my phone.
Submitted on Mar 25th, 2012 [view]

Conference pet #peeve:
bring enough handouts, or else
compensate with sweets.
Submitted on Mar 23rd, 2012 [view]

Does everyone but
me own an iPad? Well, I
have an umbrella.
Submitted on Mar 22nd, 2012 [view]

These days the flat screens
are everywhere, except in
my hotel room.
Submitted on Mar 21st, 2012 [view]

It is snowing now?
Is this supposed to be some
kind of a dumb joke?
Submitted on Apr 1st, 2010 [view]

Time to consider
just how many syllables
go in a haiku.
Submitted on Apr 1st, 2010 [view]