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MrPartisan's Haikus
The Sound of Silence
Is Simon and Garfunkel's
Single greatest track.
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2012 [view]

In slasher movies
Final Girl outlives killer
Uplifting, really.
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2012 [view]

Margaret Thatcher
Lived on four hours' sleep a night
Won three elections.
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2012 [view]

The old New York Times
At least had world-class writing
Now it's Maureen Dowd.
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2012 [view]

When I cannot sleep
I watch Red Eye on Fox News
Andy Levy: Yum.
Submitted on Mar 19th, 2012 [view]